Chicken Soup for the Physics Student’s Soul

February 13, 2009

 

I’ve decided to write a book for people that have found themselves in the exciting and challenging world of physics.

 

 

Chicken Soup for the Physics Student’s Soul (Cover)

Chicken Soup for the Physics Student’s Soul (Chapter 1)

Chicken Soup for the Physics Student’s Soul (End)

 

 

I’m clearly going to be rich.

12 Responses to “Chicken Soup for the Physics Student’s Soul”

  1. Kamerra Foster, on February 13th, 2009 at 12:47 am Said:

    HeHe. Awesome. I’d pre-order a copy, but it seems that you’ve already completed the novel. Thanks for sharing it free of charge!

  2. That angry mob., on February 13th, 2009 at 12:49 am Said:

    I’LL GET YOU EVIL MARK! MARK MY WORDS wait a second there….

  3. Mark, on February 13th, 2009 at 12:52 am Said:

    Curses. I should have left some room for further chapters…

    Chapter 2: Or do you?

    Chapter 3: No.

    Chapter 4: Quit crying and go calculate a Kronecker Delta function, nerd.

  4. Curious, on February 13th, 2009 at 12:10 pm Said:

    So does that mean when you look into a mirror you don’t see your reflection?

  5. Curious, on February 13th, 2009 at 12:11 pm Said:

    So Physics students are like vampires??

  6. Mr. T, on February 13th, 2009 at 12:11 pm Said:

    Cool…

  7. Mr. T, on February 13th, 2009 at 1:07 pm Said:

    I pity da fool who has no soul…with no mohawk…darn shame…

  8. Woooo Girls, on February 13th, 2009 at 1:49 pm Said:

    Just a question stud…

    How DO you stay so dead sexy with no soul?

    We con hardly contain ourselves when we read your work and look into those eyes.

    Ooh, phew, that was a little much…

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

  9. Shiny, on February 13th, 2009 at 6:21 pm Said:

    No, Curious, he has a reflection, there’s just a delay in his reflection!

  10. JohnK, on February 14th, 2009 at 10:14 am Said:

    Mark’s book may not have been a bang-up success here in the states, probably because of the saturation of the Chicken Soup for the Soul franchise and the fact that there are only three physicists and two of the three regularly attend the Motown Funktacular Super-Soul Power Hour Karioki Bar and have been granted special soul Visas as long as they attend weekly to perform.

    However, and here is the great news Mark, I have spearheaded publication of your book in the far east. In Mandarin, the word ’soul’ means, translated loosely, “offensive odor of spirit karma”. And since 1981 the Chinese government has supported only the Kung Fu and Physics educational tracks - so the majority of the country is composed of out-of-work, slightly depressed, and a little stinky physicists. In early Chinese reviews Chicken Soup for the Physics Students Soul is considered the number one uplifting and supportive self help book on the market. Plus it is an easy read, a real page turner. The book has sold over 800 million copies since Thursday alone! Congratulations!

    Now because of a relatively poor exchange rate thanks to current geopoliticalsubeconomic conditions and due to the high cost of transpacific shipping, Mark your wages from the publication total up to $0.83 and 57 chickens. You probably want to get out here and pick up the chickens before the spring thaw. Also, if you want me to send your money, I’ll have to deduct $0.45 for the stamp.

  11. DougT, on February 17th, 2009 at 10:21 pm Said:

    Wow. That was awesome.

  12. Noogie, on February 24th, 2009 at 10:53 pm Said:

    *chuckle*

    the real question is why is a physicist eating real food instead of ramen and drinking various caffeinated beverages?

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