Duck Tales
-John Keefner, writing from the unholy menagerie in Soda Springs, ID.
Day 31 (051509) - The little boogers have grown up a bunch over the last two weeks. So, officially they have lost little booger status and are now middle sized teenaged boogers. Anyway, I told them to go to work on some chores and they told me I just didn’t understand and…well, they got angry. One is yelling at me and the other is giving me the silent treatment. I’m sure they’ll eventually see what is good for them.
PS I have it on good authority that Mark speaks on Thursday. I think he is angry too.
Day 19 (050209) - Yesterday, we decided the ducks were too stinky living in their little tupperware house in the kitchen. So, we built them a mansion in the backyard, it is now known to all as Chateau Du Foie Gras.
They are comfy in their new abode, heated nest, an outdoor pool, and approximately their full weight in duck food - what more could a growing duckie want?
Day 7 (042109) - She decided to rename the Wilota on Day 2, and it is now Sonrisa (also spanish for “made up word”). Today the little duckies got to go outside for the first time. They have grown about double their original size but are still small enough, we discovered, to wiggle through the fence and make a break for it…
Day 1 (041409) - They showed up today. The big one is Pato Doble, (Duck II), and the other is Wilota (spanish for “made up word”). These are baby ducks…in my house.
How cute!
GOOSE!
It’s been a while; are we going to hear anymore about the duckies?
where is my son? what have you done to him? is he living with the little ducks? oh they are so cute!
So Mark, did you fall of the face of the earth…again? Anyway is your email the same? If not email me you newest one!!! Also I wanna new post!
Mark,
You have 1 hour and 43 minutes left to post something.
Or else.
Sincerely,
Your readers
PS - John, you will also have consequences for wrongly informing said readers (the two left).
Yeah, John. Way to lie to your reader-base.