Steal this 18th Century Poem - Coleridge Would Approve
-by John Keefner - luxuriating beneath the poetic palms of the peaceful pleasure palace. Alliteration alert!
If there is one piece of poetry that is good enough to march down to the local public library and steal a copy from the shelves, this is it. In Hatshrapnel’s continuing commitment to public library welfare, we are making this available legally to all takers. Coleridge would approve, just leave the freakin’ albatross alone.
Kubla Khan - Coleridge
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure-dome decree : where Alph, the sacred river, ran through caverns measureless to man down to a sunless sea. So twice five miles of fertile ground with walls and towers were girdled round: and there were gardens bright with sinuous rills, where blossomed many an incense-bearing tree; and here were forests ancient as the hills, enfolding sunny spots of greenery.
But oh! that deep romantic chasm which slanted down the green hill athwart a cedarn cover! A savage place! As holy and enchanted as e’er beneath a waning moon was haunted by woman wailing for her demon-lover! And from this chasm, with ceaseless turmoil seething, as if this earth in fast thick pants were breathing, a mighty fountain momently was forced:
Amid whose swift half-intermitted burst huge fragments vaulted like rebounding hail, or chaffy grain beneath the thresher’s flail: and ‘mid these dancing rocks at once and ever it flung up momently the sacred river. Five miles meandering with a mazy motion through wood and dale the sacred river ran, then reached the caverns measureless to man, and sank in tumult to a lifeless ocean: and ‘mid this tumult Kubla heard from far Ancestral voices prophesying war!
The shadow of the dome of pleasure floated midway on the waves; where was heard the mingled measure from the fountain and the caves. It was a miracle of rare device, a sunny pleasure-dome with caves of ice!
A damsel with a dulcimer in a vision once I saw: it was an Abyssinian maid, and on her dulcimer she played, singing of Mount Abora. Could I revive within me her symphony and song, to such a deep delight ‘twould win me,
That with music loud and long, I would build that dome in air, that sunny dome! those caves of ice! and all who heard should see them there, and all should cry, Beware! Beware! his flashing eyes, his floating hair! Weave a circle round him thrice, and close your eyes with holy dread, for he on honey-dew hath fed, and drunk the milk of Paradise.
Classy. It’s about time Hat Shrapnel moved up in the world.
My reading of Coleridge placed in the perspective of the timeframe was that this was pretty saucy stuff. He was the hippy of the Victorian era and this poem, based on a dream from which he was rudely awakened, is more or less the porn of the day.
I think Coleridge would have visited Sturgis on a scooter if he was alive today.
Enjoy